I can't believe it! I rushed Hubs to get going, rushed Jake's bath.. just to make sure that Trista & Ryan had my full attention as they walk into married bliss! What happens? I fall asleep even before they exchange rings! GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! I woke up and it was done! The wedding. The show. It was done! I asked Hubs, "did they not have a reception?" Hubs looked at me like "DUDE! Where have you been?"

Ok first of all, her wedding makes me sick. For so many reasons.
Reason 1: All that Pink! I'll go mad crazy!!!
Reason 2: The $$$ diamond studded shoes!! When is she going to wear that again? If I had shoes that expensive at the wedding, trust me when I say that Hubs will make sure those shoes are permanently attached to my feet!
Reason 3: Two dresses? Need I say more? I spent BEACOUP BUCKS for my wedding dress, and even after the party ended, I didn't want to take it off because I wanted to make sure I used my money and I mean, used it!!! If their ceremony was anything like a Filipino Catholic ceremony, then it would have been worth it to wear one for the church and one for the reception. But their ceremony was as long as communion. WTF?
Reason 4: All that Pink!... Again!
Reason 5: All them roses! I bet you a number of brides out there are throwing a hissy fit, having to settle for some other kind of flower because Trista got all the roses from her to Timbuktu for her wedding!
Reason 6: Her wedding total was close to $4 Million. Hubs can't help but compute how many houses one can buy with her freakin' shoes alone!
Reason 7: All that damn pink!!!
Reason 8: Her hair! Come on.. you have Louis Licari coming in to do your hair.. and it was done in a way that it looks like I did it?
Reason 9: Stupid helicopters hovering around like how flies get attracted to sh*t!
Reason 10: All them commercial breaks! Let's get it on already.

I can't wait to start my Christmas shopping. I told Hubs my feet are itching to go!!!

The trip is getting closer and closer... and my weight keeps on piling up. Oh my goodness oh my goodness!

I was reading M's blog and saw pictures of old folks from HS. Oh my god they have "grown"... haha! I'm so mean! I'm not exactly 98 pounds anymore either!

I haven't started on my emails yet. Friend J said she's done with her emails - at 10:00 am. So I told her I haven't even started. I don't function well in the mornings. I'm just not a morning person. That's why I am perpetually late all the time... and no, it's not because I'm Filipino! My mind for some reason doesn't begin to function until after lunch. Speaking of lunch.... damn! What to eat!

OH... before I forget... my Jakey Wakey fell off the bed last night. We fell asleep cuddling and he squirmed his way out of my arms, and next thing I knew, I heard this loud THUMP, opened my eyes, reached out for him and he was screaming bloody hell on the floor! Hubs and I checked and rechecked to make sure there was no bleeding, no cracked head, no bruise, no broken anything. I felt (and still feel) hella guilty. But the weird thing was that there were pillows there to block his fall. He must've rolled over them pillows and next thing he realized, he was f-a-l-l-i-n-g!!! He cried, oh boy did he cry! Gave him a bottle to pacify and he was out. I told Hubs I want to velcro Jake next to me from now on!! My poor Jake.

This week just dragged..... grrr!!!